Give the gift of DEATH this year!
It’s that time of year folks! You know, the most wonderful one, when that pink cheeked / red capped plump fella comes a tumbling down your chimney! With that said, we’ve got some new items in our store that you probably most definitely for sure want to have under that tree of yours this year … and time’s running out!!!
To sweeten the deal, we’re going to write you a personalized greeting card (maybe that shimmery letter Grandma / Jack Handy clouds and serious quote kind, maybe a goofy one, or maybe Goofy, heck, we might even make you one from scratch, who knows!) and throw our signatures on there too!
As well, we’re going to email you a personal audio message from the band (you know, an .mp3!) telling you Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Festivus For The Rest Of Us, Thanks for the support, Happy New Year, Go Falcons, and all sorts of good stuff in under 1MB and straight to your inbox!!!
So there you go, there’s never been a better reason or better time to buy a shirt with a gigantic Lucha Libre mask on it! Get those orders in by DECEMBER 18 and we’ll make it extra Merry for ya! Thanks and much love!
- the Death
