Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of “BBQ Dad” That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: – Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer) – Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) – Refer to all attendees as “Big Guy’, “Chief”, “Sport” “Champ” etc. (whilst drinking beer) – Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: – A minimum of 18 years experience as a father – A minimum of 10 years grilling experience – An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day We can’t pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicanis named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don’t forget to call me “Chief”.

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