Fucking, Shit, and Spiders: My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me “Is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs?” No son, there is no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs.” I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, ” We’ll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden. no gay shit allowed

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